Too complicated for even my therapist.


Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

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what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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Why do moms put dishes away so loudly

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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paige is seeing harry. you’re seeing harry. WE’RE ALL SEEING HARRY

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